This one time I was in a truck with some “coworkers” and we were on our way to this big state/regional/district conference thing up in Sacramento and we were blasting the Mortal Kombat theme. I’m in the back dancing and having a blast and I look out the window and flip off the car next to us. I got too hyped.

The Indian dudes in the car didn’t take to it to well and tried to speed up and make us pull over and kept making nasty faces at me. I did my best to let them know I was sorry and didn’t mean to flip em off, but thankfully the dude driving didn’t notice them and we quickly sped away leaving them in the dust.

Probably explains why I have shit luck and karma.