Why is it

that when my body is good and ready to poop, I hear the bathroom door closing and locking?

We have 2 bathrooms in our house. And when I wait till I have to absolutely poop so I’m not on the toilet for 45 min farting up a storm, someone steals it and takes forever making me lose my impending urge to poop.

=[ #firstworldproblems

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  1. davidtennantspants said: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY FUCK
  2. seanbronsema replied:
  3. theswellcat said: oh my god
  4. ilgen posted this